Super Mario Bros. 3 Live
Super Mario Bros 3 can be finished in 11 minutes. But instead we get someone who will play it from start to finish in about 30 minutes live on stage on a giant screen (maybe at The Sugar Club?). There will also be a live band on stage who will play all the music and sound effects.
Black-tie dinner where all the men’s names are drawn randomly and they go one-by-one in to a private room to have their prostate checked. Cadburys Chocolate Fingers are a possible sponsor.
People who sponsor me can decide what I listen to while I run a marathon. The more you pay the more airtime you get – can choose songs, record speech, whatever.
“This doesn’t make sense. Neither does poverty.”
Celebrity Speed Dating
5 celebs in a room, auction places for 5 punters who will get to talk to each of them for 5 minutes.
Whenever anyone gives a phone number in a movie it’s usually a fake number (eg. 555-5555 in America) because randomers try to call it. Instead, let’s get a phone number that goes through to a dedicated charity awareness/donation line and ask all future movies and TV shows to use this number instead.
Donate For Every…
When people take out a mortgage give them the option to add an extra tiny amount in the payment. Nominated charity gets lump sum from the bank.
I would love to work with the clampers on a CSR plan.
Including the 100m dash in a hotel corridor.
A ‘frape’ is the “act of using another person’s Facebook account to post derogatory messages.” For obvious reasons the term is pretty offensive.
But what if a charity set up a donation landing page that explained why the word was offensive, how it’s relevant to the charities work, and why they need your money. Then, when you or anyone sees someone has left their Facebook page open, instead of posting “I eat poo” you would post a link to the campaign page.
*If by some chance you do any of these it would be cool to get a little credit or let me know how it goes…thanks!